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Tyler Durden was hereIf you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this is useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alivTyler Durden was here
by ~mrpink1
Fun times at the parkI was with my friends Jake and Jeff. Now to understand this story you need toknow the context of the story. I had not seen Jeff since last school year so I was feeling a little mischevous. So we had met at the downtown library and walked up to the park. We were all tired so we sat at a bench. As we are enjoying each others company when a bunch ofFun times at the park
joggers in short-shorts go running by. I told Jeff to whistle like the wolves in old cartoons. Jeff whistled and on of the guys heard and flipped us off. So naturally I decided to try and pis him off some more. So i innocentely yell "You know you want
by ~mrpink1
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- Current Residence: Spokane
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- Favourite movie: Shaun of the Dead, Reservoir Dogs, I like too many to list.
- Favourite band or musician: I like pretty much everything.
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- Favourite game: Metal Gear Solid, Call of Duty 2 and a few others.
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love you to death. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they loose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Tonight, right at 12:00am, your true love is going to realize that they LOVE you! Then something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow, be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes. Do it if you wanna know who your real love is YOU CANNOT RETURN THIS AS OF NOW
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~ NF
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Why not two big scoops of understanding?
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Great idea Stuart, taunt the professional ass kicker
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Why not two big scoops of understanding?
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I am not a furry!
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Great idea Stuart, taunt the professional ass kicker
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I am not a furry!
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Great idea Stuart, taunt the professional ass kicker
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Help Organization XIII by donateing your heart!
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If you have attepted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by using a transmutation circle, copy and paste this to your siggnature.
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Great idea Stuart, taunt the professional ass kicker
Otherwise we'll kill you in your sleep.
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The words that we drive into the ground,
the repetition starts to thin their meaning.
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